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Introducing: The Best Bitey Buddies – Alligators, Crocodiles, and Caimans by Shork Industries!
At Shork Industries, we believe that true companionship comes with a little edge – and a whole lot of teeth! That’s why we’re thrilled to present our Alligators, Crocodiles, and Caimans as the perfect companions, friends, bodyguards, and even nurses for those bold enough to embrace their primal charm.
Why Choose a Bitey Buddy?
Unwavering Loyalty: These incredible reptiles are fiercely loyal. Once you’ve earned their trust, they’ll stand by your side through thick and thin – literally and figuratively.
Bodyguard Brilliance: With their powerful jaws and intimidating presence, they’re the ultimate deterrent to anyone who dares to cross you. Plus, they look fantastic in sunglasses and a suit.
Compassionate Companions: Don’t be fooled by their toothy grins – these reptiles are gentle and attentive when it matters most, offering a calming presence and a surprisingly warm cuddle.
Caring Nurses: Yes, you read that right! With a natural ability to detect subtle changes in mood and health, they make excellent caretakers. Their soothing growls are known to lull even the most restless souls to sleep. Or the fearful into a sound coma.The Fine Print: A Little Love Bite
We like to call it affection with enthusiasm. Minor abrasions and the occasional nip are simply part of the package – a small price to pay for having the ultimate bitey buddy by your side. A quick patch-up and you’re good to go!
Who Are They For?
Adventurers: Looking for a daring friend to accompany you on bold expeditions? Look no further.
Homebodies: Perfectly content to lounge around and binge-watch your favorite shows – just keep snacks handy.
Those in Need of Protection: Nothing says “don’t mess with me” like a calm, confident reptile at your side.
Available Soon!
As of 2025.01.12 (12. Jan. 2025) we are assembling and field testing the Alligator Type 1, a cooperative effort from two of our commissioned artists (Danny Nordowl, textures & tail, and RusticSunset, alligator head, both on Fivver).
We expect it to be ready for distribution before end of January.
We have an additional Alligator variant in component stage, but still missing correct body textures.
Anyone willing to look into the templates we have and able to correct them to match the standard avatar texture layout should contact me in this thread or via IM.
Depending upon availability of Danny, he'll start work on the Crocodile avatar sooner or later, maybe mid February.
A third artist is currently inspecting our requirements for the Caiman avatar.
But rest assured:
Find your perfect Alligator, Crocodile, or Caiman companion soon through Shork Industries’ trusted distribution network.
Warning: Please handle your bitey buddy with respect and care – they’re not just companions; they’re family.
Shork Industries cannot be held responsible for any missing fingers, toes, or pizza slices left unattended.
Find Your Best Bitey Buddy Soon!
Because everyone deserves a friend who’s got their back… and a bite that says, "Don’t mess with my human."
Shork Industries: Innovating Companionship, One Tooth at a Time.