NEW THREAD: JOKE OF THE DAY

[Snoots Dwagon]

Snoots Dwagon was talking with Trouble Ahead about the possibility of attaching 20 cannons to the mini-gunship, when suddenly they heard a thunk, and a pig's noggin rolled out into the road.

Snoots eeped and said, "TROUBLE! A HEAD!"




Okay, I sorry. I very very sorry...

[Snoots Dwagon]

Three little piggies were out in the barnyard with their mother.

The piggy named Sunbeam asked, "Mother, why did you name me Sunbeam?"

The mother answered, "The day you were born was dreary and overcast, but a small spot opened in the sky and a single sunbeam fell on your forehead. So I named you Sunbeam."

The piggy named Butterfly asked, "Mother, why did you name me Butterfly?"

The mother answered, "When you were born it was a beautiful spring day, and a butterfly came and landed right on your forehead. So I named you Butterfly."

The third piggy named Anvil said, "Der doo be dooo doi be duh doo doo derrr...."

[Gusher Castaignede]

Why did the pirate pig sail the sea?
To find treasure, oink-see-doke, just like me!
With a curly tail and a patch on its eye,
It searched for doubloons under the sky.

It snorted and grunted, "Ahoy, matey!
I'm a swashbucklin' pig, so hearty and weighty.
I'll dig for gold on this island so nifty,
And bring back the loot to make me piggy bank thrifty!"

So, it set sail with a "Yo-ho-ho-ho!"
In a tiny ship shaped like a potato.
It oinked and it sailed, what a sight to behold,
A piggy pirate with a heart of pure gold!

Arrr! That piggy sailed the high seas with glee,
Hunting for treasure, just like you and me.
With a snort and a laugh, it's a tale quite absurd,
A piggy pirate, the finest of the herd!...

[Gregg Legendary]

So a hot chick walks into a biker bar....
She lays a 100 dollar bill on the bar and says:
I'll bet everyone and anyone I can piss higher on that wall than you....
The bikers look at each other and simultaneously say:
EASY MONEY!
They all lay a 100 dollar bill on the bar.
The hot chick pulls her pants down, bends over backwards and pisses pretty high on the wall.
The bikers all laugh and pull their pants down and grab their penis' to piss on the wall.
The hot chick says: No No No... I didn't use any hands...
She left the bar with 1100 dollars.

[Gusher Castaignede]

What did the sculpt say to the mesh at the virtual marketplace?

"You may be meshy, but together we're sculpt-tacularly flashy!"

[Gregg Legendary]

oook this is an old one.... lets see who knows it...

What is the difference between a cat and a frog?

[Gusher Castaignede]

Why did the cat sit on a log,
While the frog preferred a bog?

The cat said with a sly grin,
"I like my perch, it's thin."

The frog replied, quite spry,
"I need my swamp, oh my, oh my!"

So, the cat and frog, in rhyme,
Chose their spots, bide their time.

One likes a log, smooth and neat,
The other loves a bog, with muck on its seat!

oook this is an old one.... lets see who knows it...

What is the difference between a cat and a frog?

[Gregg Legendary]

a cat has 9 lives. a frog croaks everyday

[Snoots Dwagon]

Wow, I haven't been around in some time. So let's see...

An American, an Englishman and an Irishman were sitting in a bar, each with an ale. The day was warm and there were lots of flies buzzing around. Almost at the same time three flies landed, one in each man's drink.

The American tsk'd... picked the fly out and threw it away and drank his ale.

The Englishman sighed and asked the barkeep to replace his mug with a fresh one.

The Irishman picked up the fly and held it over his mug shouting, "Spit it out ye wee bugger! Spit it out!"

[Snoots Dwagon]

Tennis players have no emotions. To them love means nothing.